Clan 404


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07 Mar 2008 by ShogZ

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Exit Polls

05 Mar 2008 by ShogZ

CNN / MSNBC / Reuters are calling Vermont for Obama.

Update (00:37GMT / 19:37EST) : Too close to call in Ohio.

Update (00:40GMT / 19:40EST): Interestingly CNN are giving obama 5% in Vermont and MSNBC are giving him 53%. A 3-5%+/- error margin puts Clinton back in contention.

Update (00:42GMT / 19:42EST): Eastern Ohio polls have had to move due to flooding, Ohio secretary of state says Ohio has run out of ballots and needs to extend voting until 2100. Petitions court.

Update (00:45GMT / 19:48EST): CNN still wont call Ohio. Only 3% of districts have reported in Vermont but it still went to McCain and Obama...Early call?

Update (00:50GMT / 19:50EST): MSNBC are carrying the peitiotn to hold Ohio voting until 2100, CNN are not. Vermont voted on Iraq. CNN are saying the Ohio polls have closed.

Update (00:51GMT / 19:51EST): Texas polls close in 9 minutes.

Update (01:00GMT/20:00EST):  CNN calling Ohio for Clinton, Clinton 56% Obama 42%. Texas just closed.

Update (01:02GMT / 20:02EST): MSNBC calling Ohio for Clinton, same poll numbers as CNN. Even with error margins Ohio is for clinton, expected but annoying.

Update (01:04GMT/20:04EST): Some Texas polls will remain open for another hour, because they're on mountain time. Extension granted in flooded out part of Ohio but no official court announcement. Huckabee takes a suprising 23% in Ohio against McCain.

Update (01:07GMT/20:07EST): Reuters call Vermont for Obama at 60% to Clintons 38% with 11% of precintcts reporting. They still wont call Ohio for Clinton.

Update (01:11GMT/20:11EST): CNN are running a pointless article on President Johnson, shut the fuck up and give me more Ohio and Texas numbers.

Update (01:12GMT/20:12EST): CNN Obama 61% clinton 39% in Texas. Fucking yes. allegedly 60% of registered voters in Texas have turned out, awesome. less than 2% reporting however.

Update (01:14GMT/20:14EST): Obamas campaign have just filed a lawsuit in Ohio to keep Cuyahgo City polls open late, Reuters reporting.

Update (01:17GMT/20:17EST): MSNBC wont release any Texas numbers. fuckers. Give me the heroin and back off, gutdamn pushers.

Update (01:20GMT/20:20EST): MSNBC update their Ohio numbers giving 62% to Clinton and 36% to Obama. By most counts Ohio is Clintons. CNN give El Paso more tie until close, Rhode Island doesnt close until 2100EST.

Update (01:22GMT / 20:22EST): CNN have an awesome touchscreen minority report style interface their consultants are using to predict results. The technology is truly frightening, none of the maths works though. These spin ridden lizards will eat pictures and spit fiery numbers that will not compute to a greek.

Update (01:26GMT/20:26EST): MSNBC report ballot shortages in 15 precincts. Voting hours extended by court mandate. Obama must sniff the honey vote push the facebook buttons and network to the call lists. Make it so number two. CNN still replying Jck Nichelsons commercial for Hillary. No texas numbers from MSNBC or reuters, move it you slave pigs! open Minastiriths gates and give me Obamas hordes!

Update (01:29GMT/20:29EST): CNN are playing stupid celebrity clips and pimping showbiz tonight, this is akin to putting on the grammys during 9/11 coverage. Fuck off. Reuters calling Texas for obama with 58% of the vote versus Clintons 40% but only 1% reporting.

Update (01:33GMT/20:33EST): Still no Texas numbers from MSNBC. Pussies. My news on the court decision was faster than CNN's, eat that corporate news whores. The snake took a bite of the big apple, and Rhode Island floated by unaware of its role as a lifeboat. Its getting weird now, I'm tired and my fingers hurt because the a key on my keyboard is broken and i have to punch it. The election has left me crippled. Someone behind me is talking, but the house is empty. Ass.

Update (01:50GMT/20:50EST): Hilariously Fox are calling Texas 100% for clinton with 344,000 votes counted. I'm guessing there's an error with their updater.

Update (01:53GMT/20:53EST): MSNBC are chickenshit cowards and still have no Texas numbers. Reuters reporting huge clinton wins in Texas periphery so maybe Fox not far off.

Fuck them all, my vision is going and my neck is aching like a bear shat in my spine. Plus I have a callous the size of a pea on my 'a' finger.

Here's 404 calls -

Vermont, Obama
Ohio, Clinton
Rhode Island, Clinton
Texas, Obama.

Fuck democracy. I'm going to bed.

We agree on everything but each other

22 Feb 2008 by ShogZ

Long hot night in Texas.

Debates on university campuses often exude the kind of naive, romantic optimism of student politics and to that end Obama should be a knight in shining armor to these people.

For sure when he strode onto the stage with his giant gait the crowd greeted the new king. A giant applause for a giant man who looked humble and considerate but not practiced. It feels like his feathers are tucked behind his back and one day he may rise phoenix like and say 'Lo Amreica I have come unto the with burning vengence to lead you from the mistakes of history and into the new Obama dawn', this however did not happen and the camera instead panned to Hillary.

First impressions. She was dressed like an officer of the imperial death star with sharp black suit and gold piping on the collars. Her aim was true and you know she wanted to take aim at princess Obamas next possible victory home world of Texas and strike it down with her fully operational death star. The rebellion would be crushed and the empire seeded a major victory over the rebels if this occured. But what of Obama and the new giant killing machine he has erected? His mangonels and catapults stayed silent and his drums of war beat only a few times, he needed to stay above the fray, flying on the wings of the golden eagle of national promise, only to look down and rain bird shit on Hillary as she took pot shots above.

PULL! Shouted the commentator and the first set of introductions left the trap.

Clinton acted like a rockstar, Marilyn Manson suit ahoy she screamed into the microphone, dropping in famous Texans repeatedly that she knew. The anvil clang of her local name dropping was so loud it even awoke Obama who may, once again have been eating fist fulls of sedatives before the debate. If that wacked out crazy hope driven man doesnt eat downers for 48 hours before appearing on TV he would probably turn into a catherine wheel and burn the stage to pieces with the fiery white light of hope and change sparks.

Obama introduced himself in a way that was again below radar, I think he wants to avoid McCains problem of no longer being the underdog and turning into the succesful candidate because well, you cant fight an insurgency if you're an occupying force and everyone loves the underdog. Talking of insurgencys Iraq blew itself to the top of the agenda and the commentators, to their credit, asked some smart questions on the democratic party line. It was a salem witch trial for the democratic party rather than the candidates as the magicians have pulled a victory out of the hat in Iraq, the violence is down down down like wall street shares and the refugees are returning in greater numbers just as more homes are violently seized by crazed sherriffs and bailiff officers in scream county poorville USA.

Bad mortgage deals aside Obama fielded the Iraq one well, 'The fucking republicans are crying victory and the anti-war stance is weak kung-fu now, what do you say to that Mr.Hope man?' hissed the commentator, shoving an electrified microphone into Obamas forehead. Obama responded by drawing the tactical and strategic line, winning a tactical victory by having more troops and ceeding a strategic mass blunder by getting no progress form the Iraqi government. Good save, by definition and with some substance. It aint beef but its close enough for sandwiches.

Clinton was again forced to agree. Where was the damned delicattessen spread here people? The biggest problems on Cuba, immigration, border fences, and even the economy drew no different colour blood from either candidate. There were degrees of scale here but no fucking earthquakes.

I sat with a heavy heart wanting to see Obama run the mile in under a minute but he didn't. Then, just as Hillary dropped another name so heavily I needed an aspirin it hit me. Obama is playing the smart card.

See the people love the travelling cart, the miracle medicines of the man on the road who brings his toads in a jar and cures your warts. Deception it may be, but love it certainly is. When there are no differences in policy the differnce is personality and who do you prefer? The giant man who talks of hope and reconcilliation, or the imperial guard who spits rhetoric about plagarism?

When Clinton slips, she goes down hard. Actually managing to get a boo from democrats in a democratic conference as the wife of the most succesfull democratic president, is a hard call. She paid off the bookies though and got the fuckers to boo. No stocks and tomatoes but if this was Edwardian times she would have been burned for that moment and the inquisition moved on.

When she said Obama was 'change you can xerox' on his campaign it felt cheaper than a 99p store closing down sale and it hit low, but it didnt land. Obama, gently shook his head as if to dismiss this impudent and 'silly politics'. The crowd hissed and CNN ratings tracker saw Clinton drop as she spoke. How do they measure those damned things in real time anyway? Do we have electrodes on democratic monkies that nod or scream when something is said and the data is fed into THE MACHINE as it goes? Or does some ass lord PR guru man person just punch numbers on a keyboard while drinking a slushy and go by the clap-o-meter?

It mattered not as Clinton rallied at the very end when asked her most challenging moment. She spoke about war families and her religion pushing her to give opportunity like a barefoot monk leading the childrens crusade on the power of sunshine, religion plays well in Texas, democrat or no and the crowd gave her her clap-o-meter, the chimps responded via electrodes and her fucking ratings humped the hill.

Other, actual journalists, might have put it rightly when they opined that Clinton might have nudged the debate, but it was a close call. And that Clinton needed a great night, and Obama needed an ok one. They both got an ok time. Clintons huge overbite reared its ugly head once and I was immediately gripped by the fear she would simply decapitate Obama on stage with her extended upper mandible and hold his bleeding head up to the camera as the people screamed and fled the auditorium. Why hadn't the secret service thought of this? Who a sin charge here? How can the pretorian let it happen, unless it was Dallas and an open topped car and an unsecured window all over again. Hope gets you dead in the US of Democracy it might seem. I could see the headlines and feel the gore. When I opened my eyes the matrix had restored order and this had not happened, but if I see the black cat twice I know in my heart Obama is dead.

Obamas myth is larger than his reality and he did put it best when he said 'I think people want to have hope in politics again' guttdamn my friend but that hope card is played out like a tired fake ace in a bad gambling den. Still, it works every time.

Obama simply must take this state, if he doesnt then this fat and tired race is going to go the way of Rocky and push 15 rounds all the way to the democratic conference. Has Obama peaked in the middle or is Hillary resurgent? No. Obama is a giant killer and he knows he must remain not 'too far in front' so that his policy sameitude and hers can become a battle of personality, then the insincere smile and twin set of pearls Hillary has will become weapons of war, the battlefield will move to the hand gestures and presence and Obama will set fire in a ball of screaming humanity to Hilarys hindenburg.

Scream all you want but this fucking ride is going faster.

I dont like the drugs, the drugs like me.

21 Feb 2008 by ShogZ

It's early on the presidential race but its long tooth time for the nomination battle.

Obama's got ten in a row but the difference is not as large as it could be. The bunnies are off the farm as far as the nomination goes but the warren is deep and long and counting those animals is elusive.

Earlier I sent a fax to Obama's campaign team, it would have read like this had the damned machine not eaten my paper and spat it out with a psychobabble inkblot test that begged me to remember my long dead family guinie pig:

"...What the hell? He's talking like hes gone ten rounds with Tyson not ten wins against Hillary. He's moving into the slow lane, the Houston address was problematic, your man needs red bull, give him wings, flight of hope is not enough to push a white house door open. We need more passion, more energy.

The Houston stump was a stump, I know the woman bangs on the door and tests our patience like drug addled urine but its not good enough. If you're going to beat McCain who is a hyena in wolves clothes, you must get that vigour back. Hold back on the policy ammo though. He's already set out an early attack, he'll land on your beaches with a 'eloquent but empty' charge that'll make the Clinton impeachment look like a barrell of smiling herring.

If you are going to beat Clinton, stay on target red six, guddamn hit the trench and bullseye those fucking womp rats! She's looking worse than tired she's looking defeated, the only part of her that isnt is her mouth. Thing is thats the mirror alice in wonderland, you got smaller for drinking, image of what you guys are doing. Wake him up. Send him up there with fire in his belly. If he's going to talk to Houston like he fell asleep then we might as well pack our fucking bags and go home. Eat caffeine, inject pure mountain water, whatever the fuck he needs to get motivated.

She's not dead and tigers in corners are fucking angry cats, spit hiss and make noise worse than chewing a child. An angry swan can break a mans arm and with two campaign leaders gone, a senior aide fired, ten states lost and her own money in the thing, Clinton is a guddamn tiger monster that will shit promises and eat lower taxes and universal healthcare.

We all know she sold that one out to the insurance industry but dammnit they dont! If he's getting emphasemic on the route, then have him talk for half the time with twice the damned passion. This man has the speech to Mister Luther King a white crowd, never mind the black vote. Use that to whip Clinton and keep the tallies rolling in.

But dont print the fucking tickets yet. This thing with the wife and not being proud of the nation played badly, the core democrats will see it for what it is and the swing voters might just decide to see-saw, explain, not complain. Like sumo wrestling its better to loose quickly than slowly, fucking fat ugly bastards throwing lard at one another to push out of a chalk circle is not how you want this 'national pride' thing to go down. Explain and then get her to sit at the back.

Well done on calling in the NYT favor on McCain though. Things look bleakest and then they whack him with a 'you sleep with lobbyists' charge. Don't call in all the big favors until it's race time or this will be one catch the fucking pigeon that misses the damned bird and we'll all be left listening to Muttley.

It's getting dirty my friend and we aint even at the start line yet. Shit we havnt filed our reigstration papers. Save the policy ammo for McCain unless Hillary manages a push in Texas. If she doesnt then hold onto the ideas for the race itself.

Gutdamn the problem is the McCain beast is funny, he's got humour. And that will sway and sink an opposition worse than the good ship politic ever would. Hope looks bad when it doesnt deliver and the race is long. Use hope to get the ticket then start actually adding some policy meat to this roast dinner or the fucking campaings a turkey.


This cross eyed debate isnt won lost or half fought, tonight we'll see Hillary and Obama fence one another Jacobian style over who is heading toward madame guillotine this next few months. Hillay will be a fire breathing ass monster who will in the last throws of death press for the red button and nuke the campaign. If it happens let her do it, your friends hit harder than your enemies and if shes got the dirt to hurt before you face McCain let her spill it so hes got no gunpowder left in all of Spain. Hell, even Mr.Bill has aknowledged that if Hillary doesnt make Texas and Ohio shes probably going home. Gutdamn but this is tighter than a nun's ducks ass at Christmas time and you people are playing away from home worse than McCain is alleged to have done.

Don't forget the poeple didnt give a rats ass that Clinton humped almost every female he spied, it reminded them of Kennedy and they loved him for it. Shit, even the French dont care about that stuff anymore, let it go and use it only where it hurts: Rigty right wing ethical values crowd. If we're lucky Huckabee just will not qwuit like the terminator and we'll see him pull the evangelical vote form under McCain. Ahh but shit, I muse while you loose.

No more fucking slow talk you understand? Get this hell cart on the road to ruin.

No more HD DVD

19 Feb 2008 by ShogZ

Sony has won the DVD war and Blu-Ray will now be the format issued by Blockbuster, Netflix, in your TV and backed by most major film studios.

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