Tuesday's reports of mass weeping of women and a huge spike in the sale of ladies 'comfort foods' can now be confirmed and indeed explained.
You see, for the ladies out there (And the gents that have had their eye on me) I am now officially married.
The ceremony was carried out quickly and quietly in ultra secret fashion as is the 404 cabals code. However, now that the legal bits are done the planning begins for a large party and celebration in a years time...Clan mates are of course guests of honor. We are, after all, family...But that doesn't mean anyone gets to take turns with my wife.
The bachelor is dead, long live the husband.