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Archive for August, 2007

Its so dull it fell apart and noone noticed.

31 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

It appears the EU's central, most stable and dullest nation (No offence jr) Belgium is being torn asunder by political crises over Ethnic divisions.

Belgium is having to try and form a colatition government between its Danish, Flemish and French componenets and is rapidly loosing centralised representation of some of its regions. Typically such anarchic overtones have lead to a massive...well nothing happening there aside from the disgruntled northern part of the country (Danish) refusing to subsidise the poorer south (French) through taxation.

It's actually rather concerning that in a recent poll only 29% of Belgians even thought there would be a Belgium in ten years.

You can read more about the EU's great undiscovered crisis here.

Or if you simply cant be bothered because Belgium is just too dull, you can read about rabbits.

We Got Hits

27 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

I just started doing some housekeeping here and we had 118 spam postings I mean, come on guys! One hundred and eighteen pieces of spam in a week??

Who spams blogs anyhow?

The hilarious irony is that this post will attract lots of 'comments' from users such as hotsex4u@clickherefortrojans.com with subject lines and 'convincing' messages such as:

 "...I couldnt understand all of the article <INSERT ARTICLE HERE>'We Got Hits' but I think I need to do more research, visit my website: www.clickhereandsomuchshitwillpopupitstotallyunbeliebavlereally.com anyhowz laterz!..."

Haha. Dumb internet.

Happy Birthday Bigfoot

23 Aug 2007 by Dr_Gonz

If I may interrupt our chronicle of social descent for a second to wish El Fot, 404er and general gaming guru, a happy 30th birthday. Readers may celebrate by acting Scottish for the remainder of the day - lets face it, at least they win at the football.

Another one!

22 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

And this ones a record holder.

An 11 year old boy is shot and killed outside a pub.

So far he's our youngest victim of this year, probably one of the bloodiest in living memory for kids. See there's just nothing to do during the summer holidays...

I'm sick of this shit. Somebody get our streets back.

Movie Review: The Sentinel

20 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

I have to type fast whilst I can still remember this film, and I think that sums it up. Not bad, not good, but forgetable.

The plot synopsis is that Michael Douglas is a US Secret Service agent framed for attempting to assasinate his boss, and the intrepid Keifer Sutherland of 24 fame must stop him (Douglas that is).

So Douglas goes on the run, and Keifer chases him around DC and a few other places for a while.

The film is your standard 'smart people doing cool stuff' with it's usual raft of cliches: "He knows your every move", "This is your worst nightmare" etc. There are some neat tricks and a few bits of CSI style forensics, fingerprinting cups etc. It's not exactly different but it's ok.

The plot is obvious from the outset, following Hollywoods recent preoccupation with bad guys in the nest, or top politicians controlled by conglomerates and cartels and other such japery. It's not really an action film although there is plenty of suspense. I had a fairly racey heartbeat throughout, mostly because I ate a family pack of Haribo jelly babies. Essentially Douglas goes through the motions of trying to clear his own name whilt Keifer is slowly convinced of his former mentors innocence, culminating in a father-son style combination effort from within and without of the USSS.

The film itself is not really full of much action, and some of the shots are a pain in the ass. It tries to give a 'surveillance' feel with many outside location shots looking through windows and conversations occasionally panning across the stereo field. I think its an attempt to add an atmopshere and you never know who's really watching etc. It works for te early part of the film and rapidly tapers off to annoying about halfway through. There's also a kind of montage cut scene using presidential death notes and noise that is used a few times at the outset, oddly as it seems, its more something befitting a series than anything else. It also randomly disappears later in the movie.

Whilst the camera work is nothing to write home about and the photography is basically anything that doesnt make Keifer look anything too much like Jack Baur and Douglas not totally ancient, the sound is fairly good. A decent intense score with some eerie moments, ruined only by the closing credits which are some kind of hip hop funk mix that sounds basically crap.

This film is not James Bond, Jason Bourne, it's marginally better than the woeful 'Shooter' starring Mark Wahlburg that I sat through last night but it's not got as much action. Nomally when a movie spares us car chases and gunfights in favor of plot devlopment the fights are more 'raw' and intense when they do appear. This sadly isnt the case with Sentinel as you just wait for shots to be fired.
Keifer kind of encapsulates this whole paradigm with "Some agents go their whole career without drawing their weapons" only to draw his about thirty times in ten minutes. Irony.

The film isnt without obvious glitches and mishaps too. Why doesnt Keifer shoot to wound where Douglas has no body armor if hes intent on a capture without kill but cant shoot him in the chest or head? No, nothing?

Why, if theres a mole in the unit, aren't the entire team rotated out to another detail until they isolate the guy inside?

Why are scanners and fingerprinting machines available in Wallmart when you're on the run? Plus why does every on the run good guy need cans of miscellaneous gas that they never go on to use? (Shooter too).

Regardles the film ambles along pleasently with Jack, sorry Kefier doing a solid enough job, his side kicks boobs are present in great abundance and she also bounces around with some effort. I found myself wandering about three quarters of the way through, basically waiting for the end, not bads, not good, just forgettable.

If you're stuck on guard duty at home and need something that you dont have to remember tommorrow, give it a watch and while away the little hours.

Kids r dumb mmkay?

20 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

This report highlighted by the BBC, indicates kids are too stupid for the workplace.

Oh and Jeremy Vine of BBC Radio 4 has an ainteresting article on violence, here.

An interesting find

18 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

Whilst I was treasure hunting the internets I found an interesting place.

There's a bit on the BT site that lets you price up bills and things, it doesnt seem to be accessible form the front page but you can access the script direct, it's called the cp_hidden_playpen and is certainly still in a state of development, it lets you cost various things, lots of fun if you have a BT line it's here.

Ergo, therefore it's a loop

18 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

Scratch up another one.

Sixteen year old boy stabbed to death in Manchester.

I'm not sure how I've ended up reporting all these, but doesnt the rate of chav death seem a bit silly to anyone else?

The Daily Chav toll

15 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

Rises yet again.

Yet another innocent man, this time a degree graduate (In computer Science no less) who stopped two guys throwing litter into his sisters car.

They put a knife to an old mans throat then beat the guy who died when he struck the pavement.

I'm getting tired of reporting this crap, still somebody has to take notice. After a while it'll just be time to get vigilante and form a crime fighting force ourselves.

Invest in 1984

14 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

There's an interesting blog article on Reuters about the share prices of a US based company providing civilian monitoring software to the Chinese government.

'Value neutral stock investment' is also an interesting term, which I think stands for amoral money making. Cool.

Fine Day for a Hunt

13 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

I'm sorry but any material that shows artistrocrat children hunting chav's on horseback with shotguns and dogs is seriously funny.

 Adding a dower BBC commentary is even funnier, you can watch it here.

This video is funny and well worth keeping, if anyone has a full version please get in touch.

In all honesty, it serves several purposes, encouraging the hunt for chavs, showing that the upper class are indeed useful for something and adding weight to the argument that the hunt should not be banned, merely moved from greenfield sites to council housing developments.

In all honesty, it couldnt be more timely. After seeing that yet another innocant man was killed by a pack of feral chavs for defending his own property, enough is enough.

Chavs are killing the English language, ruining the UKs reputation, sponging off our taxes, destroying the fashion industry, damaging property and now they're just straight up killing people.

I hate them more every day.

Even the BBC...

10 Aug 2007 by ShogZ

Is at it.

Although once the sole reserve of 14/f/tx homepages, myspace and certain webrings, the hacks at the BBC have finally put pictures of cats on their website.

Inevitably even the last bastions of real news and culture will fall to the tide of shitty spinning gifs and cat pictures.